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16 editions

Mon · Jul 6, 2026
The acronym holding up your 401(k) just started to wobble

Plus: 17 states just proved the egg cartel was real · Threads hit 500 million users by quietly becoming Reddit

Fri · Jul 3, 2026
There's a Free $1,000 for Your Kid and Millions of Parents Are Ignoring It

Plus: Google Just Ran Out of Appeals — and €4.1 Billion · Europe Forgave Elon Faster Than America Did

Wed · Jul 1, 2026
Nvidia is worth $4.8 trillion and still makes you pay for lunch

Plus: One UK regulator just killed a $3.7 billion merger the US already approved · Silicon Valley engineers are quietly switching to a che…

Mon · Jun 29, 2026
Baidu's chip unit wants $50 billion — and asks buyers to order chips on the way in

Plus: Was the middle-class home always a fluke? · AI's real wall isn't chips — it's plugging in

Fri · Jun 26, 2026
America wants to make its own chips. The hard part still lives in Taiwan

Plus: Wall Street is quietly deleting its own gold price targets · Since when does the White House get to gate a chatbot launch?

Wed · Jun 24, 2026
Wall Street and Asia got the same AI gut-check on the same day

Plus: The Dow swapped a phone company for an ad company · Meta is building a betting app called Arena

Mon · Jun 22, 2026
Did your 401(k) ask before it bought SpaceX?

Plus: Polymarket paid for 1,105 reasons to place that bet · The chip nobody talks about just dethroned Samsung

Fri · Jun 19, 2026
Bernie, Trump, and OpenAI all want Uncle Sam to own a piece of AI

Plus: The average SpaceX buyer is already nearly underwater · The AI race might hinge on a metal you've never heard of

Wed · Jun 17, 2026
SpaceX passed Amazon, then bought a $60bn startup days later

Plus: The guy next to you paid half price for the same Uber · Did a 3B model lap the giants, or are the benchmarks broken?

Mon · Jun 15, 2026
Trump posted two words and the price of oil fell off a cliff

Plus: Fox is buying Roku for $22 billion — and the screensaver is the side dish · Retail ordered $100 billion of SpaceX. Most of them got …

Fri · Jun 12, 2026
SpaceX debuts at $1.77 trillion, and half the market is buying whether it wants to or not

Plus: The piggy bank runs dry in 2032 — and the cut is automatic · Bezos isn't building a chatbot — he wants an 'artificial general engine…

Thu · Jun 11, 2026
Inflation Hit a Three-Year High. Your Gas Station Texted First.

Plus: Everyone's Mad About Data Centers. The Anger Is Real — the Posters Aren't. · The Guy Shipping the Planes Wants an Air-Traffic Tower

Mon · Jun 8, 2026
Israel and Iran Are Trading Missiles Again, and the Oil Market Noticed

Plus: Why Is Korea's Stock Market Tanking on Nvidia's Good News? · SpaceX Wants $1.77 Trillion for a Company That Also Makes Rockets

Fri · Jun 5, 2026
Musk is one IPO away from becoming the world's first trillionaire

Plus: Netflix is greenlighting more movies than anyone. The stock fell 24% anyway. · Would you let a chatbot write your prescription?

Tue · Jun 2, 2026
AI's Tab Just Arrived, and Nobody Has Cash

Plus: Why $67K Bitcoin Cost Traders $700 Million in Two Hours · The Government Now Gets to Read Your AI's Diary Before Launch

Sun · May 31, 2026
Robinhood Wants the Keys to Your Wallet

Plus: The Pope, A Robot, and · Stocks Only Go Up,

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